Just a Vacuum With Ambitions

Life’s an Open-World Grind with No Fast Travel

Lightning Never Strikes Twice... Unless It's In My Opening Hand

Min-Maxed and Unapologetic

Monk: My Fists are My Spell Slots

Mulligan? I Hardly Knew Her

My Deck Runs on Pure Spite

My Suit has Better Upgrades Than Your Phone

Paladin: I don't make mistakes, I make righteous decisions

Patch Notes for My Life

Powered by Regret and Redbull

Press Start to Evolve

Press Start to Procrastinate

Rage Management In Progress

Ranger: I don't miss the dice do

Respawn Therapy

Respawn? I Just Need a Nap

Rogue: I didn't backstab you, it was a surprise hug

Roll for Therapy

Sacrifice? I Prefer "Strategic Life Decisions"

Save. Drink. Repeat.

Save. Drink. Repeat.

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