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Step into vintage adventure with our military green “I Don’t Miss, The Dice Do” hoodie — a nod to every confident ranger and unlucky roll. Featuring a bold retro poster-style design, this hoodie combines old-school fantasy art with modern streetwear flair. The distressed, halftone illustration captures the ranger’s precision and attitude, while the earthy tone keeps it grounded in that rugged, woodland vibe.
Whether you’re tracking monsters, critting your shots, or blaming the dice (as you should), this hoodie is your go-to for comfort and charisma.
• Military green with retro fantasy artwork
• Midweight cotton-blend fleece for year-round wear
• Vintage print texture for a worn-in, legendary look
• Classic front pocket and adjustable hood
Perfect for game night, conventions, or casual adventuring — roll with confidence, even when the dice don’t.
Ranger: I don't miss the dice do
$54.00
Whether you’re tracking monsters, critting your shots, or blaming the dice (as you should), this hoodie is your go-to for comfort and charisma.
• Military green with retro fantasy artwork
• Midweight cotton-blend fleece for year-round wear
• Vintage print texture for a worn-in, legendary look
• Classic front pocket and adjustable hood
Perfect for game night, conventions, or casual adventuring — roll with confidence, even when the dice don’t.