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Show off your chaotic charm with this red “I Didn’t Backstab You, It Was a Surprise Hug” hoodie — a tribute to every rogue’s favorite excuse. The design features a vintage medieval crest with crossed daggers and a heart motif, finished in distressed detail for that perfectly worn-in look. It’s equal parts deadly and dashing — just like a true agent of subtlety.
Crafted from a soft, midweight cotton-blend fleece, this hoodie keeps you cozy during late-night sessions, stealth missions, or “team bonding” moments gone wrong.
• Bold red color for daring adventurers
• Distressed vintage crest print for classic fantasy style
• Soft fleece interior and adjustable hood for comfort
• Perfect balance of humor and stealthy attitude
Wear it proudly — just don’t turn your back on anyone who’s smiling too much.
Rogue: I didn't backstab you, it was a surprise hug
$54.00
Crafted from a soft, midweight cotton-blend fleece, this hoodie keeps you cozy during late-night sessions, stealth missions, or “team bonding” moments gone wrong.
• Bold red color for daring adventurers
• Distressed vintage crest print for classic fantasy style
• Soft fleece interior and adjustable hood for comfort
• Perfect balance of humor and stealthy attitude
Wear it proudly — just don’t turn your back on anyone who’s smiling too much.