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Embrace your dark side — strategically, of course. The “Sacrifice? I Prefer ‘Strategic Life Decisions’” hoodie turns a classic Magic: The Gathering mechanic into a statement of refined chaos. With minimalist gothic typography and a subtle black mana symbol embroidered-style across the chest, this bone-dry humor meets sleek streetwear aesthetic. Crafted from ultra-soft fleece with a cozy front pocket and relaxed fit, it’s perfect for game nights, cold drafts (the card kind or the beer kind), and plotting your next “ethical” sacrifice.
Sacrifice? I Prefer "Strategic Life Decisions"
$54.00